December 2011
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Who's your favorite movie star?
Anyone’s who sexy enough to make me kill myself
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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
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for girls no? i thought you were gay
Yeah but that doesn’t mean I can’t have sex with vaginas? I get bitches. It’s what I do.
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why cant you be straight so i can have your golden...
I mean, all I need is viagra and we’re good to go
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It is not who think it is who think is typing this...
Ummmmm what.
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Do you like Big *&%&$
Who doesn’t like a big dick once and a while?
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are you a virgin?
For girls, no.
For guys, yes.
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CALM YOUR TITS
In time
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I wish I got as much dick as you.
You forgot Vagina*
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when i'm feeling more creative i will
NO. NOW.
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David, it's me, Mildred, how do I become more like...
Just kidding, make better friends and don’t be a fake.
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David, it's me, Mildred, how do I become more like...
Hey girl - don’t become me; be you! I know, I’m often imitated but never duplicated - so don’t sell yourself short!
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HAYYY
Ask me a real question. -_-
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Y YOU SO CUTE? ME SO UGLYYY? D:
You’re not ugly! If you’re ugly, I wouldn’t be friends with you online, or in real life. That’s just how it works!
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What TV show do you wish would go off the air for...
All of ESPN.
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Who's the coolest person you know?
The mirror!
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If you won a million dollars what would you do...
Hit up Alexander McQueen.
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What's your favorite sport?
Sexcersise. Besides Window Shopping.
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